Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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