can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Randomize
