Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
