Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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