Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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