I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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