it hurts more in the daytime
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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