I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
3 2 1 whiskey
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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