I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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