No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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