True but thats because hes a fetus.
This girl is more easily done than said...
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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