let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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