Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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