Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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