My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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