I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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