question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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