she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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