38 yer olds are good kisserssss
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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