how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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