If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
In other news, I just burned my penis
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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