What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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