so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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