let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
is it fun? or sober?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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