The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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