I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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