Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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