whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Couch. On fire.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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