I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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