dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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