your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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