have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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