Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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