lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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