my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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