i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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