Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
