even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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