you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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