I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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