It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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