I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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