She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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