Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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