Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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