Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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