is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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