The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize