Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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