was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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