I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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