got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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