So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You coming home soon, man?
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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