i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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