Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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